Listen. Pynch au based on that episode of friends where joey has to keep monica and chandler’s relationship a secret. But instead it’s noah who has to keep ronan and adam’s relationship a secret (he’s alive in this au btw). So like one day Gansey finds adam’s underwear under his bed but he doesn’t know it’s adam’s obviously so ronan and adam make noah pretend it’s his. And then one day noah finds an inappropriate pic of adam that he left for ronan at monmouth but just as noah’s staring at it in shock the rest of the gangsey walk in and everyone thinks he’s perving on adam and noah is # stressed so he makes them confess in front of everyone and it’s basically just extremely awkward and hilarious for everyone involved
update: make it based on the entire arc of them hiding their relationship and cue the awkward scene where adam accidentally kisses ronan goodbye in front of everyone and then also has to kiss gansey, henry, blue and noah too