neil: listen up, i care about three things. my boyfriend, my teammates, and exy. keep that in mind if you want answers.

andrew: well, sobriety is an important part of getting away with murder.

aaron: i’d glue uncooked macaroni on kevins drunk face.

kevin: in the name of exy I will punish you.

nicky: it’s 2017 everyone eats ass.

dan: If you’re gonna angst, kill someone off or get back in the kiddie pool.

matt: i would kill everybody in this room and then myself for neil.

allison: but now that i’m older every time i see her i’m like hey grandma i’m still a witch and i’m still bi.

renee: guys, this is a safe-space for people regardless of their opinions on jorts.

BONUS

wymack: If they ain’t pulling their weight snip snip bitch.

abby: shlink, that was the sound of the memory erasing devise.

bee: Keep the spreadsheet pure.

jean: how tall are you? are you a minyard? because a phone is pretty small I’m surprised you fit in it.

neil: dont worry about riko you guys he’s snake snack now.

andrew: oh no, you aaron’t.

nicky: newsflash assholes, I’ve been a furry this whole time.

allison: neil’s lateness is the only thing fashionable about him.