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All the Foxes spend Thanksgiving together, but Wymack won’t let anyone eat until they say something they’re thankful for

  • Wymack sets the rule and then tries to not participate, but Abby makes him
  • So he says he’s thankful for his son
  • Nicky’s “awwww” is a lot louder than is strictly necessary
  • Andrew exclusively participates because he wants pie and because Bee is giving him that look
  • He just says he’s grateful for pie, but Neil and Bee look so proud of him for participating
  • Neil is predictably thankful for the team and how they’ve accepted him and given him a home, but he goes into great detail about it
  • Most of the team seems touched
  • Andrew keeps eying the food and resisting the urge to spit out a new percentage
  • Kevin’s thankful that he’s not with the Ravens anymore “even if this team is a giant pain in the ass mess”
  • Renee says something she is thankful for about everyone at the table
  • She steps on Allison’s foot under the table when Allison laughs at her being thankful for her conversations with Andrew
  • Allison laughs because like what conversation has Andrew ever held???
  • Dan’s thankful that the team is actually working together and getting along better and of course she’s grateful for Wymack as a mentor and Matt as the perfect boyfriend and all her friends
  • Matt is thankful for his gorgeous girlfriend and his awesome friends and that Neil’s safe and for his roommate Aaron
  • Aaron is very confused because how the fuck did he rank?
  • Is it just because he’s not around enough to be a problem?
  • Allison is thankful that her family can suck it because they’re champions and to the Foxes for continuing to lose bets and fund her manicures
  • Abby’s grateful that they’re all there with her for Thanksgiving and that they’re healing and safe
  • Bee’s grateful they’re all there together and that Andrew is doing so well
  • Renee has to step on Allison’s foot again at that point
  • Nicky starts off saying how he’s grateful for his family, meaning the monsters
  • But then he gets a little graphic about being grateful for Erik
  • Because Erik managed to fly out and make Thanksgiving and Nicky is on top of the world
  • Erik says he is thankful to have found Nicky and that they all accepted him into their Thanksgiving
  • Aaron says he is thankful Nicky shut up about his sex life
  • Someone insists that doesn’t count and Aaron has to do a real one
  • (Probably Nicky and then Allison jumps on board for the drama)
  • Aaron argues Andrew didn’t do a real one
  • Wymack forces Andrew and Aaron to do real ones
  • Bee agrees and suggests that Thanksgiving’s about family and they should say something they’re thankful about in their family
  • They reluctantly give real ones and it’s awkward af
  • Aaron is given the option to say something nice about his family or sit there and watch them all eat without getting any food himself until he can come up with one
  • So Aaron says he’s thankful for what Andrew said at his trial
  • He means about Andrew saying Drake wanting to involve Aaron was where he drew the line
  • And he means he’s thankful that Andrew shared that to help Aaron at his trial
  • Andrew says he’s thankful the fucker’s dead and didn’t lay a finger on Aaron
  • And then he starts shovelling food onto his plate
  • It’s a toss-up for which of the twins wants to murder Neil more for the looks he keeps giving them after their real turns
  • The twins are just trying to eat and ignore each other and everyone
  • But Nicky won’t stop gushing about them communicating
  • Andrew asks “Nicky, you do see that I am holding a knife. Don’t you?”
  • But Erik’s there and the twins are getting along with each other and Nicky’s floating on cloud nine
  • So he blurts out “Andrew and Aaron love each other and we all witnessed it”
  • Aaron says “Shut up, Nicky”
  • Andrew’s still death glaring, but he also ignores the fact that Nicky said anything else and keeps eating
  • Nicky takes that to mean he can get away with more, so he turns to Erik and says “I can’t believe it, babe. Did you hear it? I am such a good parent”
  • Erik says “Yes. I heard, but he is still holding a knife”
  • Erik doesn’t really think Andrew’s going to stab Nicky over it
  • But better to be safe than sorry
  • And Erik knows it stands a decent chance of making Nicky stop before the twins get really mad